What is a squid bowl? It’s a valid question considering it’s the name of my news feed. I’d like to tell you it holds a deep, mesmerizing impact on the state of the world and the people who live in it.
I’d like to, but I won’t. First off, let me introduce you to the squid bowl.

It resembles my thoughts. It has a gooey inside, lots of pretty colors, yet in the end, you’d go order a pizza rather than nibble on its tiny little tentacles. Now, if this little experiment passes to Facebook, then you’re probably a bit confused. Not to worry. I’m high on Vicodin—thanks to an untimely gallbladder operation—and I don’t have any desire to input anything coherent into your lives.
My happy place is a squid bowl, and I invite you to look, just don’t touch.